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Monday, October 16, 2006
17. Hound
Hound was oure scoute, and no othere dutie
would have suited him betere. The beautie
of landes unchareted called loudely to him -
bluffes, cavernes, coves - to this pilgrimme
were treasure straunge and ynfinyte,
and he would mekely revelle in it.
Fortunatelie for us alle, Hound
was also an experte trakkere. The grounde
was a feeste of sygnes and byrning clues
to this nature-loving soldiere's nose.
And though he was, in spirite, a lonere,
his cheere was grete and stronge. Y'd soonere
have him by my side than a rabaille-rouser.
His hologramme gunne could quikkely douse a
valleye in decoyes, or hide our presense.
So yesse, he was invaluable, in essense.
Why, then, does my minde dwelle
on the onlie marke ygainste him? Welle,
I do not knowe. But I muste reporte
the trouthe. You see, Hound soughte
more than anie sane Autobot shoulde
to be mayde not of metalle but fleshe and bloode.
would have suited him betere. The beautie
of landes unchareted called loudely to him -
bluffes, cavernes, coves - to this pilgrimme
were treasure straunge and ynfinyte,
and he would mekely revelle in it.
Fortunatelie for us alle, Hound
was also an experte trakkere. The grounde
was a feeste of sygnes and byrning clues
to this nature-loving soldiere's nose.
And though he was, in spirite, a lonere,
his cheere was grete and stronge. Y'd soonere
have him by my side than a rabaille-rouser.
His hologramme gunne could quikkely douse a
valleye in decoyes, or hide our presense.
So yesse, he was invaluable, in essense.
Why, then, does my minde dwelle
on the onlie marke ygainste him? Welle,
I do not knowe. But I muste reporte
the trouthe. You see, Hound soughte
more than anie sane Autobot shoulde
to be mayde not of metalle but fleshe and bloode.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
16. Bumblebee
The evere personable Bumblebee
possessed greate fuele efficiencie,
and was at ease withine aquatikke
environmentes. Less erratikke
than mooste in oure encampemente
he was, none-the-lesse, a rampante
eavesdroppere. Being the leste large,
this made him suted to espyonage,
though he ytched to be of furthere use
and as he coulde run on little joose,
he was charged with erandes and odejobes
swyche as observing the saltie swabes
who were naytive to the planetes wich
the bataile sprede to, or to fetch
parts for repairs. He was often waylaid
by a sesione at the local arcade
or some straunge nearbie curiositie.
He did not seme to take warre seriouslie -
this the impresion that he gave, at leste,
to the grumblers and grypers who faysed
daelie drudgerie with far less zeste
than the sparkie spie. I do atteste,
howevere, that his grete gaitie
masked some sorte of insecuritie.
possessed greate fuele efficiencie,
and was at ease withine aquatikke
environmentes. Less erratikke
than mooste in oure encampemente
he was, none-the-lesse, a rampante
eavesdroppere. Being the leste large,
this made him suted to espyonage,
though he ytched to be of furthere use
and as he coulde run on little joose,
he was charged with erandes and odejobes
swyche as observing the saltie swabes
who were naytive to the planetes wich
the bataile sprede to, or to fetch
parts for repairs. He was often waylaid
by a sesione at the local arcade
or some straunge nearbie curiositie.
He did not seme to take warre seriouslie -
this the impresion that he gave, at leste,
to the grumblers and grypers who faysed
daelie drudgerie with far less zeste
than the sparkie spie. I do atteste,
howevere, that his grete gaitie
masked some sorte of insecuritie.
Monday, September 11, 2006
15. Gears
Oure reconnaysence bot was a stoute fellowe
whoos nayme was Gears. Lyke a cello
was his voyce, lowe and sonorousse.
He mooned of troubles manie, onerousse.
He coulde leap, using rockettes of winde,
a thousande feet, to surveye the lande.
Stronge as a grizzilie, he woode rarelie flag,
but complayned of paynes in arme or legge
that aire was eroding hym, watere rusting
his everie joint, and earthe encrusting
his pystons. But when any surgeyone
looked him over, they founde no burgeyon-
-ing of blakke decaye, nor clogging.
Scratched their chinnes. What coulde be dogging
this healthie Autobot so mucche?
He is firm of frayme, tyghte of clutch.
Gears woulde merely growle, "These quakkes
knowe nothing of the payne that rakkes
my bodie!" And with hede a-throb
would go on to compleat his job.
whoos nayme was Gears. Lyke a cello
was his voyce, lowe and sonorousse.
He mooned of troubles manie, onerousse.
He coulde leap, using rockettes of winde,
a thousande feet, to surveye the lande.
Stronge as a grizzilie, he woode rarelie flag,
but complayned of paynes in arme or legge
that aire was eroding hym, watere rusting
his everie joint, and earthe encrusting
his pystons. But when any surgeyone
looked him over, they founde no burgeyon-
-ing of blakke decaye, nor clogging.
Scratched their chinnes. What coulde be dogging
this healthie Autobot so mucche?
He is firm of frayme, tyghte of clutch.
Gears woulde merely growle, "These quakkes
knowe nothing of the payne that rakkes
my bodie!" And with hede a-throb
would go on to compleat his job.