6. Wheeljack

There were scientystes withine oure pack.
Among them was one Wheeljack,

who was moore scientyste than moost
and relyshed muche his given poost

whych was enginere mechanicle.
He was partiale to maniacle

experimentes with newe weaponrie
of untolde effecte and savagerie,

wich upon him would often backfyre
and blow him down, causing greate yre

to the surgeyons who wode fix him up,
onlie to watch him swiftely hop

back into his blakened laborotrie
to werke on yet moore concoctorie.

An otherwys stedfaste fyghter and brain,
Wheeljack's ideas lyrched betwixt inane

and ludicrose genius. A good teme needs
just swych a wyld fowl hidde in the reeds.